Let us run with endurance the race that is set before us (Hebrews 12:1)

It was 1995, and the first time that Florida had seen snow since the prehistoric ages.

Erika, at the tender age of 12 was being incarcerated for setting fire to a very prominent electronics store (name withheld), in an effort to stand her solid ground on the very powerful anti-electricity stance she had taken in 1993. Patty, at the tender age of 13, was making a living any which way she could. She was recycling her happy meal toys and selling them for black market prices to the elementary school kids who didn't know any better. Times were tough.

As luck would have it these two rascals would meet on a farm, milking a cow. It was a friendship that would last a life time. (or until now, at least, thirteen years)

Patty slowly helped convert Erika's beliefs on the "demon" that was electricity. Erika slowly, but surely, started using electricity again and never wore wrinkled clothes again. Erika taught patty that selling used toys to young children was not right in the Lord's eyes.

The two took on a special project to ensure that everyone in the world would have lemonade if they wanted it. After all, they thought, lemons should be free. They started robbing lemons from grocery sores (names withheld) and started supplying the masses with free lemonade.

This, sadly, would not last long.

In an unfortunate day in 1997, Erika and Patty were caught stealing lemons and sentenced to one night in a juvenile facility. They were charged with petty theft.

Things were looking grim for these two ex-convicts but they managed to pull through and see the light. They are now two fine young ladies who dabble in cursing, sarcasm and southern comfort and/or jack daniels (sorry patty, you know that's my number one roll dog).

This blog celebrates life,death (yes we celebrate death) blasphemy and anything free or offensive or offensively free and vice versa.If you are the "faint of heart" type, my suggestion is as follows;if you come across this blog accidentally and you are a firm believer in the lord, run straight to a church and endulge in a sultry holy water bath.Be weary readers of this blog may or may not go to hell.Actually more likely than not.cheers!