Look long and hard to find out if there is any government assistance that would help me pay a full time maid. (please, if you are familiar with this kind of program, let me know)
Feed the cast of 90210. They must be hungry.
Find James Franco's home address. I am convinced he would love it if I showed up, unannounced with a bridal party and a priest. True Love forever.
Complete my revenge mission on whoever caused the demise of my camera. My baby got kidnapped a while back.
buy toilet paper.
Daydream about making a movie solely through hologram. (me, Cary Grant and Clark Gable)
Wonder why I've been spending so much money and have absolutely nothing to show for it.
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I think I was supposed to be on the list too; right after James Franco, yo...
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