To Do List...

• Look long and hard to find out if there is any government assistance that would help me pay a full time maid. (please, if you are familiar with this kind of program, let me know)


• Feed the cast of 90210. They must be hungry.


• Find James Franco's home address. I am convinced he would love it if I showed up, unannounced with a bridal party and a priest. True Love forever.

• Complete my revenge mission on whoever caused the demise of my camera. My baby got kidnapped a while back.


• buy toilet paper.


• Daydream about making a movie solely through hologram. (me, Cary Grant and Clark Gable)


• Wonder why I've been spending so much money and have absolutely nothing to show for it.


• Do nothing about it.


• Curse the day Santa Claus was born. Bah, humbug.